Ms. Bookworm and Tinker Joy

Hi! This is Ms. Bookworm! (Otherwise known as the geekish girl who makes this blog.)


This is Tinker Joy! She's my loyal "side-kick." Welcome, TJ.


Hello America! This is Tinker Joy. (Otherwise know as top secret agent! That's all you can know!)


Interview with Tinker Joy, our guest:


Q: The Big Question---do you like to read????
A: My answer to that "Big" question is I CAN enjoy reading when the author has provided a book worth reading. I like to read things that afterward I will not think I wasted 10 hours of my life. Reading is healthy and when a good publisher has come along I enjoy reading but hate the junk of some books that have no story or real adventure.


Q: Wise words, TJ. Tell us, are you really a secret agent?
A: First of all it's Ms. Tinker Joy let's get that straight! And second that information is Classified and you have the right to believe or disagree with that comment of me being a secret agent. All i will say is sometime when you think someone is looking at you it might be me in the bushes. Watch Out! I only follow crime!


Q: I can relate. I am taking over the world (EWDP stuff, obviously not to be publicized.) Anyway, next question. Do you enjoy the goodness of guacamole???????
A: Well to truly answer that question I would have to say that I've never tried guacamole. But to honestly state I look at it and I don't want to try "the goodness of guacamole" as you put it.


Q: Oh my gosh!!!!!! That should be illegal! Guacamole is gorgeous!!! (Sob, sob, sob.) Okay, back to business. Do you want to take over the world with me???! (Government please don't hunt us down, we're just innocent people!!!!)
A: AHHH! Ms. Bookworm i was just dying waiting for you to ask! I will definitely join your so called group. ( I will not mention the name for the sake of keeping my identity hidden.) We shall take over the world one monkey at a time and then to hippos and then to camillions and the to banannas!!!! Oh wait I just gave our top secret plan away!!! Go on with the questions.


Q: This is my last question of the night, and the MOST important!!!!! Do you like . . . . . . . . . NOODLES???!
A: What wise questions come from the mouth of the bookwarm. i love noodles but for my sake that is all I am going to say. Good night America and the aliens!


(For the record, this interview was entirely true. I actually interviewed Tinker Joy!!! Truly . . .)