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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

The Invention of Walking

Guten Tag!

Welcome to the World of Walking

Mom: Can you get my glasses for me?
Me: Yeah, sure.
Mom: They're in my bedroom.
Me: OK. (Walking up stairs.) I've got 'em.
Mom: I'm in the study, dear.
Me: Whatttt? That's like, TWO STEPS away from your bedroom, Ma.
Mom: I didn't want to get up.
Me: Are you feeling alright?
Mom: Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
Me: WOWWW. You couldn't just walk a couple feet and grab them yourself?
Mom: You'd do anything for me, right?
Me: Heh heh. Let me think about that.
Mom: RIGHT??!
Me: Yes mother!!

So that's Shakespeare for ya. Isn't that just ridiculous??


Thanks people! Read on, but remember . . .

YOU HAVE FEET, SO USE 'EM!

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